May 2013
24 posts
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
April 2013
8 posts
wanktissue:
lubricatedtaco:
wanktissue:
its so weird to call it the “mall”
in australia we are very creative
we call one store a “shop”
and many stores “the shops”
Your url is wanktissue.
i dont think youre in any position to judge, lubricatedtaco
ekoenig:
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
wow
every piece of dust in the world
it’s here
March 2013
67 posts
english teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
shakespeare: excuse you
Don't Try: My Father's Horniness →
daxtumbler:
My father, Dave Robert Shepard Sr., died on either December 30th or December 31st, depending on what time zone you were in. I received the call on the 30th at 11:30PM in Los Angeles, but the caller, positioned in Detroit, was two hours deep into the 31st. He was dead at 62 years old. Small cell…
